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Introduction
Ever had one of those nights where you think you’re a karaoke superstar, but reality hits—hard? “Too Drunk To Karaoke” is that hilarious anthem for every one of us who’s ever been a little too confident with a microphone after a few too many drinks. Jimmy Buffett, the king of laid-back, feel-good tunes, teamed up with country powerhouse Toby Keith to create this humorous and relatable track. It’s a song that doesn’t just poke fun at those wild nights out but celebrates them in true Margaritaville style.
The beauty of this song lies in its ability to capture a universal truth with a wink and a nudge. We’ve all seen (or been) that person who grabs the mic, sways a little too much, and belts out lyrics that are more slurred than sung. Jimmy and Toby don’t just sing about it—they embody the spirit of letting loose, making this track a staple for any party playlist. It’s light-hearted, it’s fun, and it’s a reminder that sometimes, it’s okay to laugh at ourselves.
What makes “Too Drunk To Karaoke” so special is its blend of Buffett’s breezy, beachy vibe with Keith’s rowdy country energy. Together, they create a tune that’s perfect for those moments when the drinks are flowing, the good times are rolling, and everyone just wants to have a laugh.
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Lyrics
[Verse 1: Jimmy Buffett & Toby Keith]
Last night at the bar, it was karaoke night
Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright
They got big margarita pitchers, two for one, yum, yum
They were feelin’ footloose and ready for some fun
[Verse 2: Jimmy Buffett & Toby Keith]
When I signed up, I was ready to go
But they didn’t call my name for an hour or so
Damn if they didn’t make me wait too long
I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon song
[Chorus 1: Jimmy Buffett & Toby Keith]
Too drunk to karaoke, too drunk to karaoke
If you keep on drinkin’, you’re gonna be
Too drunk to karaoke, just like me
Too drunk to karaoke, too drunk to karaoke
[Verse 3: Jimmy Buffett & Toby Keith]
Well, the place got rockin’, temptation was strong
All the pretty girls kept a eggin’ me on
Well, I shoulda kept my flip-flops glued to the chair
But no, I jumped right up and slicked back my hair
[Chorus 2: Jimmy Buffett & Toby Keith]
Too drunk to karaoke, too drunk to karaoke
Well, you can sing in the shower till you sound real good
You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood
But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand
You better pace yourself, son, if you wanna have fans
Too drunk to karaoke, too drunk to karaoke
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[Verse 4: Jimmy Buffett & Toby Keith]
If you ask me, hell, I killed that song!
When I looked around, everybody was gone
Except a couple of bouncers ’bout half my age
They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage
[Chorus 3: Jimmy Buffett & Toby Keith]
You’re too drunk to karaoke, that’s what they told me
You’re too drunk to karaoke, how can that be?
You don’t have to be good, don’t have to be refined
You just have to be a legend in your own mind
Don’t have to rehearse, or even sing on key
Just prove that theory of drunketivity
Too drunk to karaoke, too drunk to karaoke
[Outro: : Jimmy Buffett & Toby Keith]
Look at me!
You’re too drunk to karaoke
Just like me
Too drunk to karaoke
That’s what I’m talkin’ about